Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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