You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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