Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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