wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
we should paint friendship bongs
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