I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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