Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
They took my balls.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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