David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
My cat gives me a boner
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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