Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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