Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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