I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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