do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
