dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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