What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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