I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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