I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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