Kiss
Puke
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
