The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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