its not stalking. its research.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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