nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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