I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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