What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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