I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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