EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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