similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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