Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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