Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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