Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I love you.
Bad choice
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
