So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
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guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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