Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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