i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The feeling are messing with the penis
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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