seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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