ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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