dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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