I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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