is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
