He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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