There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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