Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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