Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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