So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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