Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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