Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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