There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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