Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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