i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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