you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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