Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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