its not stalking. its research.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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