He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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