I want to have your abortion
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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