i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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