I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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