I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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