i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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