I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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